i hope a straight boy sees this and gets pissed off
how fucking tiresome. It’s not your pits that are gross, it’s your “edgy” attitude about them. And also your face, your gross disgusting face. Please do the internet a favour and don’t post any more selfies or write any more text posts. In act, just smash your router, go for a walk outside, tell your parents you love them, play with a dog, drink a glass of water. Do anything but be on the internet and contribute to the cultural sewage that is tumblr.
You don’t understand;
My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.
I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.
My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.
Help me have the coolest niece EVER
If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.
OH SHIT I FOUND A LIST OF PRICES OF ORGANS ON THE BLACK MARKET
Kidney, $262,000 in the U.S., $62,000 in China, $15,000 in India.
Small intestine, $2,519.
Pair of eyeballs, $1,525.
Coronary artery, $1,525.
Skull with teeth, $1,200.
Hand and forearm, $385.
Pint of blood, $337 in the U.S., just $25 in India.
Skin, $10 per square inch.
who wants to get rich with me